New Moon Discovered to Have Pizza-Like Crust
Astronomers reveal a shocking discovery of a new moon made entirely of cheesy, crispy crust. Researchers are now considering launching a mission to taste-test.
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Scientists Find Evidence of Talking Trees in Forests
A groundbreaking study has found that trees in remote forests are capable of whispering to each other in a complex language. Experts are calling it "nature's secret society."
Read moreUnicorns Spotted in Remote Icelandic Mountains
Adventurers in Iceland have claimed to have witnessed a herd of unicorns near an uncharted mountain range. Biologists remain skeptical, while local tourism skyrockets.
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Government Announces 3-Day Workweek for All
In an unprecedented move, the government has declared a new three-day workweek, citing improved productivity and employee happiness. Critics question how long it will last.
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Aliens Offer Earth Free Wi-Fi, No Strings Attached
Extraterrestrial beings have reportedly made contact, offering Earth unlimited Wi-Fi access. In exchange, they demand nothing but a daily supply of pineapples.
Read moreCaffeine Banned After Causing 'Superhuman' Energy Spikes
A global ban on caffeine has been enacted after reports of people achieving superhuman feats—such as lifting cars—while under its influence. Experts warn of the dangerous side effects.
Read moreGiant Panda Declared World's New Fashion Icon
A giant panda from the Chengdu Wildlife Reserve has been crowned the world’s top fashion icon, gracing runways with its natural black-and-white fur patterns. Designers scramble to mimic the look.
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